Hello, darlings! Suze here. Today’s post is just for fun. Let me introduce you to a friend of mine. He’s … The Most Interesting Writer in the World. Here’s a little bit about him:
His participles dangle, yet he is all the more attractive because of it.
He head hops — and gets away with it.
He does not submit to publishers. Publishers submit to him.
Killed a man in Reno — not to watch him die, but for incorrect use of an apostrophe.
Reviewers ask him to review their reviews.
His books stay on the shelves at Barnes and Noble until he says it’s time to remove them.
Successfully puts “i” before “e” — even after “c.”
Literary agents pay him 15% of what they earn.
Gave style tips to Strunk & White.
Nobly dumped Scarlett O’Hara so Rhett Butler could have her.
Actually wrote Shakespeare’s plays.
Stephen King asks him for writing advice.
Has solved The Mystery of Edwin Drood — twice.
Received a million dollar advance — for a single Facebook post.
His subjects and objects all agree: He IS the most interesting writer in the world!
Now for you. Know any Most Interesting or Chuck Norris facts? If not, what’s your favorite tv commercial?