Hey folks, Suze here. Happy December! Hope you’re celebrating with friends and family in whatever way is meaningful to you.
We haven’t revealed a secret in a while, so here’s one about me: I’m a big ole baby when it comes to Christmas specials. I always cry at the end. Always. Of course, I have been known to cry at Cialis commercials too–Oh, that poor, poor man! And his wife! *sob* But now they’re happy again! *sobbing more vigorously*.
Here are some of my favorite Christmas specials, in no particular order of loved-ness:
It’s a Wonderful Life. This one goes without saying. Jimmy Stewart is goofy, charming, and way over the top with his performance of the beleaguered George Bailey. Favorite character? I’m going to go with Clarence Oddbody. And seriously. How long has this movie been around? Sixty-seven years and Uncle Billy still loses the sack of money at the bank every time. And I blat like a baby at the end. Flaming R-r-r-um Punch for everyone!
Christmas Vacation. I just can’t get enough of the Griswolds. Will Clark get his Christmas bonus? It’s always a nailbiter. Not that I’d really want to have him over for dinner or anything, but wouldn’t it be nice to have someone like Eddie to stand up for you and fight for what’s right by kidnapping your cheap and clueless, jelly-of-the-month club-giving boss? My tears during this movie are tears of laughter. Jell-O mold for everyone!
Charlie Brown Christmas. No list of holiday specials would be complete without the Peanuts gang, dancing and ignoring poor Charlie Brown while he’s trying to direct the Christmas play. Rock on, Snoopy. You’ve got the best display of lights in town. Here, I cry when the pathetic little Christmas tree is transformed by love. Tens and twenties and real estate for everyone!
Anything by Rankin and Bass. Except The Little Drummer Boy. I’ve always hated that one. But all the ones with Santa are good. Remember when Kris gives the Burgermeister Meisterburger a toy? And when he common-law marries Jessica (shocking, really! No officiant? Are Kris and Jessica living in sin?). Both scenes make me cry. Favorite character has got to be the Heat Miser and all his little Mini-Misers. Ba-dum-ba-dum, ba-a-a-ah-dum! Oh, fine. Here’s a link to the song. Remember you asked for it when you can’t get it out of your head for the next few weeks.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas. My all-time, never-to-be-supplanted favorite. I’m talking about the animated version, not the Jim Carrey movie. Don’t get me started on that one. But when the Grinch saves that sleigh full of tartoofas and stuff–even when it’s clearly impossible for him to do so, the sleigh having slipped way too far off Mount Crumpet–I bawl at his transformation, every time. Rare roast beast and Who Hash for everyone!
How about you? What’s your favorite Christmas show or movie? Feel free to leave quotes or to sing the songs!