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Return to Downton–Part Two

Hello, my darlings! Suze here. What’s new with you? Lots of things going on in Suze-ville. Like, I heard from my editor and the Berkley team is working on my cover! My Greek restaurant series has a new, adorable name: The Georgie’s Kitchen Mysteries. Book 1 will be called Feta Attraction. I’ll be sure to let you know when I have a release date!

In the meantime, my Downton Abbey obsession continues. If you missed my post from a couple of weeks ago, click here.  So here are some more predictions for the characters of DA:

Lady Mary, what's wrong with you? Are you really going to let Lord Gillingham marry someone else?
Lady Mary, what’s wrong with you? Are you really going to let Lord Gillingham marry someone else?

Mrs. Hughes:  Guilt from the lie she told Mr. Bates continues to eat away at her.  So she hatches a plan to exact revenge on Lord Gillingham’s valet. Throwing everyone off the scent by saying she is needed by an elderly aunt suffering from the gout in the Outer Hebrides, Mrs. Hughes steals the estate car and travels to Gillingham’s estate. She lures the valet outside under cover of darkness and promptly dispatches him, stuffing his body into the trunk then driving back to the Abbey.  The next day, she presents Mrs. Patmore with a large amount of ground meat and requests that she make pasties.

Alfred: Fresh from his disappointment at not being accepted into the chef school, Alfred continues to hone his craft in the Downton kitchens.  After catching James kissing Ivy in the scullery, he secretly laces one of the savories (which he whipped up from some of the leftover meat he found in the newfangled refrigerator) with a powerful laxative and offers it to James. But before James can take it from the tray, Molesley swoops in and pops the tainted treat into his mouth. He spends the next few hours in the servants’ loo, lamenting his lowly, not-able-to-get-a-buttling-job state.

Carson: Carson refuses to eat the pasties, having seen what Mrs. Hughes has done. Although he now realizes he loves her passionately, his respect for her is erased and he knows he can no longer stay at Downton. He retires to his room and makes plans for his return to the stage. Working feverishly, in a single night he blocks out the choreography for a new production: The Downton Burlesque Revue.

Cousin Rose. Cousin Rose, desperate for a part in Carson’s show, enlists the aid of the Countess’s new maid (what’s-her-name) and her mad sewing skills to make her a costume–complete with rip-away bodice and a fan made from feathers pinched from the hats of The Dowager Countess and Isobel Crawley.  She wows Carson and it’s off to London with the two of them, where they mingle with all the wrong sorts of people. The Downton Burlesque Revue? It’s a smash!

Edith. Jealous, Edith decides she also wants to be in the show, so she steals Rose’s costume and tries it on. However, due to the fact that her midsection is swelling noticeably, she cannot fit into the tights and skirt.  Her cries of anguish can be heard all the way to Germany.

That’s all for now. Do you watch Downton Abbey? What do you think should happen?

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8 thoughts on “Return to Downton–Part Two”

  1. Oh.My.Goodness. Wow. Who knew Lord G was so hot??

    Sorry. Got distracted. Love your predictions. Perhaps they could feed the ground beef valet meat to their new pigs. Seems to be a fitting ending for the rotten Mr. Green.

    Can’t wait to get my hands on a copy of Feta Attraction! I hate having to wait until next year!!

    p.s. Baxter – Cora’s new maid.

  2. I should also have added that Carson’s departure for the stage leaves the door wide open for Molesley to slip into the butler role at Downton! Disaster. And a certain baby is going to be born a German citizen, unless I’m mistaken. That can’t be good.

  3. Cracking me up, Suze! I love your predictions. Mrs. Hughes and the meat grinder…perfect solution for the dastardly rapist. I didn’t know Edith was preggers, but an illegitimate child would wake things up a bit. You really should be writing for the show. They seem to be in need of some fresh writing this season.

  4. Laughing in the aisles Suze. Wouldn’t change a thing, Tom and I think you have it down pat–your mince meat burgers are a perfect way to rid oneself of a rotten valet. And the other carefully planned events are excellent. You have your finger on the pulse. Have you thought about sending in your dramatically planned solutions to the DA writers?

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